Pinterest Ruined My Life

.......Seriously though. All of my well laid out plans to conquer the world, make cookies and do yoga today were thwarted by my unreasonable obsession with pinterest. It's like heroin on crack to me- I'll just take one look, just for 5 minutes then Bam! It's 9 o'clock and I've spent the majority of my day laughing at pictures of cats and pinning workouts that I'll probably never do because I'm stuck on pinterest! It's a vicious cycle of reasons why I'll never be an adult- probably because I'll randomly wake up and decide that today is the day. Like adulthood is a trophy that I just have to achieve so that I can show it off like, See? March 8th? I became an adult. I'll start off by brushing my hair- like an adult. Then but on some make up while listening to classic music- like an adult. Then go to the bank- like an adult. Then hit up the grocery store and make damn healthy choices, like an adult. Then I'll carry all those overflowing bags of disgusting broccoli into the house in one trip- like a boss...er. adult. Then bam! Pinterest. It's like all of the adultness inside of me builds up until I explode like hot lotion- then it's all dancing to gangsta songs with degrading lyrics and setting up broccoli like a forest before knocking them down, because seriously. Broccoli is disgusting. 

Anyway. Someday I will be an adult. The day will come. Today is just not that day. Because pinterest ruined my life.